Comments on: Win a FREE Set of Wilson Hollow Core Pro

By: David Henry

David Henry — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:27:14 +0000

Hey Bunkerbuster. Welcome to Inspired Tennis and thanks for the joke. The free string contest is over, but I still appreciate you sharing the joke. That is a good one that I haven’t heard previously.

Take care.

By: bunkerbuster

bunkerbuster — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:47:12 +0000

I love a good rally, so was pleased to be fortunate enough to marry a former player on the WTA tour. I was a little less pleased, though, with what she said shortly after the wedding was consummated. “New balls, please.”

By: David Henry

David Henry — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:36:52 +0000

Hey Allen. I awarded Martin the set of Wilson Hollow Core Pro for his promotion of Inspired Tennis. But… I loved your joke and want to send you a free set of Polystar Energy. Please email me your physical address, and I’ll ship the set to you. dahenry1@gmail.com

By: David Henry

David Henry — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:34:58 +0000

Martin – Thanks for the retweets. What is your address? I’ll mail you the set of Wilson Hollow Core Pro. If you want to email me, send your address to dahenry1@gmail.com.

By: martin

martin — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:04:48 +0000

hahaha i like the small balls joke i will tell that to all my golf buddies

By: David Henry

David Henry — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 11:18:35 +0000

Thanks Allen! Love ‘em! You’re in the running.

Take care.

By: Allen

Allen — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 06:41:35 +0000

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

“What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”

By: David Henry

David Henry — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:11:49 +0000

Thanks Martin! Much appreciated. No worries about the joke. So far, you’re in first place for winning the set of Hollow Core Pro.

Take care.

By: martin

martin — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:54:07 +0000

i retweeted some of my favorite articles from your site on my twitter @martin8768

i sadly, don’t have any tennis jokes though.